“In 1955, some guys cornered the onion futures, and people got so mad that Congress passed a law saying there's no more onion futures trading… And then much, much later, there was an exchange for trading movie box office futures and the movie industry got so mad that they added box office futures to the onion futures. So there's two things that are illegal to trade futures on in the United States. They're onions and movie box office receipts.”

Oh, yeah. There's a very funny University of Chicago student protest movement against the Onion Futures Act, which is like, there's an Onion Futures Act. In 1955, some guys cornered the Onion Futures, and people got so mad that Congress passed a law saying there's no more Onion Futures trading. And I think at the time, the CFTC, or maybe even the predecessor to this, this is a long time ago, testified and were like, no, you should just let people trade Onion Futures. It's not really a big deal. And Kanye was like, no, never Onion Futures again. And then much, much later, there was a exchange for trading movie box office futures and the movie industry got so mad that they added box office futures to the Onion Futures. So there's two things that are illegal to trade futures on in the United States. They're onions and movie box office receipts.