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CT Clay Travis Clay Travis Sports and politics broadcaster and writer who covers college football, the SEC and national elections.

“I turned on every light. I locked every door, not just the outside doors, like every door in the house. I moved something to protect my door from even being able to be opened. And I did that probably at the age of 32, 33.”

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show · US Politics · October 2026

“I turned on every light. I locked every door, not just the outside doors, like every door in the house. I moved something to protect my door from even being able to be opened. And I did that probably at the age of 32, 33.” — Clay Travis, The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

Context

Opening the Halloween episode, Clay tells how he went home alone after watching Paranormal Activity by himself in a theater about 15 years ago, and admits the low-budget film left him terrified.

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Transcript

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show Around 00:00 into the episode
Clay Travis

Welcome in Clay Travis Halloween here. Happy Halloween. It is all, is it all hallows Eve? Is that what Halloween actually means? Historically? It is Halloween Eve. It's October 30th. Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope all of you have spooktacular weekends. I hope your kids and your grandkids and your nieces and your nephews are I hope everybody's going to have an awesome Halloween. We got some great tricks and treats for you. And we will get to those with the college football gambling picks and the NFL gambling picks before the program is over today. We got Megan Rapinoe continuing to prove that she is a total moron. Elon Omar apparently marrying her gay brother. We have got Julie to tart. My favorite. Badass bitch basketball player in France dominating red Baron pizza guy, Matt liner hearts, Kelly Kapowski, uh, Halloween coaches as candy. My favorite scary Halloween movies, all that and more. And it's Halloween. So let's just start off on a Halloween fun, uh, vibe here. I told my wife a little bit earlier, I…

Speaker 2

Okay.

Clay Travis

Steve Sarkeesian. I was going to go with three Musketeers because it is something that, you know, But it is not something that is actually proven to be worthy of a high level of candy. OK, so I would go with I would go with three musketeers, Steve Sarkeesian. Next one up is Josh Heupel. Before you…

Speaker 3

Have some sort of advantage, which, by the way, sports is not fair in any sort of way whatsoever.

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